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March 30, 2005

I hate typing. I really do not want to have to blog every day just to keep the sight fresh, I want other people to do the blogging for me. I am going to try to figure a way to get other people to write up simple entries about what bugs them, that way they get to vent and I get to have a better sight. Anyone interested in adding content to this sight, just add a comment and I will do the rest.

Dam I am lazy.

I hate gas tanks. I never know what side of the car it's on. If you rent cars, the rental car companies make sure that whatever car you get, it's one with the gas tank on the opposite side of the last car you had. I'm surprised some manufactures haven't gone to putting their gas tank underneath the car behind a hidden trap door just to really mess with your mind.

When I design my car, I'm putting gas tanks on both sides. No, screw that, I'm putting one on every side, and one inside the car too for when it's too cold to get out of the car.

I hate Hello World. Why is it that people feel the need to say hello to the whole world? Are they too good to say hello to just their friends and neighbors? Would it kill to say hello to grandma every once in a while, even if she is in prison for a multi-state killing rampage?

When Bill Gates finally returns my phone calls I'm going to tell him to change Hello World to WartzIBneAFeeobergZer. Why WartzIBneAFeeobergZer? Because I own the copyright to that word, and I'm going to charge five cents every time somebody uses it. Who has the last laugh now, Mr. Gates?

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