The 21 steps - Try these steps to get your career in motion.

I am ripping off Donna Rosato of MONEY Magazine by stealing her “The 21 steps” article…

March 17, 2005: 4:03 PM EST - By Donna Rosato, MONEY Magazine

NEW YORK (MONEY Magazine) - Check out these ways to stay current and -- who knows? -- start pulling ahead.

STAY CURRENT - Doing it.
FEAR NOT THE BLOG - Don't.
DRESS LIKE YOU MEAN IT - Is ghetto chic ok?
BE A MENTOR - Sort of.
ASSOCIATE WITH DOERS - Used to (the people I hang with use to be the movers and shakers, but of late they are sliding down the food chain, hummmm, might be a reason for this…)
REDECORATE - Is ghetto chic ok?
SPEAK UP - I use to but lately I find it hard to.
THINK POSITIVE - Oops.
ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES - Typically wear short sleeves or a t-shirt.
FILL EMPTY SPACE - My cube is already full.
SEND A MESSAGE - Do spit balls count.
MAKE A CO-WORKER OBSOLETE - My co-workers got there first.
TAKE A CLASS - Does yoga count?
BE THE MOTIVATOR YOUR BOSS DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO BE - aaaah…
MAKE E-MAIL STAND OUT - Dude, all those links I send out to cool pictures, jokes, and downloads rock!
ALWAYS BRING A CARD - Shit, they gave me 250 when I got here 5 years ago, I have 247 left, so I have got plenty of those…
SIGN UP – For what?
JOIN THE CLUB - Got my Safeway card right here, saves me up to 5%.
GO OVERSEAS - Love the islands, can I go there?
SEEK CRITICISM - Don't have to, it finds me.
JUST MOVE ON - And when you land that job, reading this article will be completely unnecessary.

I wonder if this is a sign that I have some serious work issues?

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