March 31, 2005
I hate those plastic bags they put on men’s magazines in 7 Eleven. I go in to get my morning caffeine, I'm waiting in line and there is this incredibly attractive woman wearing no clothes, who just happens to have big tits, and I can not pick the damn magazine up and look at the pictures for a few minutes while I wait. What the hell is that all about? I mean it's not like I can buy the damn thing, my wife would kill me, plus who wants to own it anyway. I just want 3 minutes of quality time. I think the people at, Maxim, FHM, Playboy, and Penthouse should get rid of the bags. Screw prudish old women, I mean kids need to learn that stuff somewhere don’t they?