March 31, 2005

I hate wires. They always get tangled. For example, take those silly ear-wax collectors that podpeople wear. Now grab some scissors and cut the wires. Trust me, they'll thank you.

When I get a chance I'm going to invent wires that can't tangle. Screw wireless, that means more batteries to charge, and if you think it's easy to misplace your remote control, good luck finding your lost $300 wireless ear-wax collectors. Who would stuff those things back in their ears after finding them on the dirt and old McDonald's infested floor of their car anyway? Stupid podpeople, that's who.