March 30, 2005

I hate Hello World. Why is it that people feel the need to say hello to the whole world? Are they too good to say hello to just their friends and neighbors? Would it kill to say hello to grandma every once in a while, even if she is in prison for a multi-state killing rampage?

When Bill Gates finally returns my phone calls I'm going to tell him to change Hello World to WartzIBneAFeeobergZer. Why WartzIBneAFeeobergZer? Because I own the copyright to that word, and I'm going to charge five cents every time somebody uses it. Who has the last laugh now, Mr. Gates?